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Alure

  I spontaneously combusted. Then a very successful Chinese based pharmaceutical company hired me and brought me to central Xifushan, Hebei, China where I currently spend most of my spare time gloating about my early retirement and my decisions about what to do with my bulging 401(k).

This is the new me, and your rudeness and disrespect for my vast wealth and great success is nothing short of deplorable. Would someone less sure of himself be able to be quite so (dumb) loud?

Please, sir, i really must ask of you, not to shout so loudly in my ear canal, i can hear you perfectly fine, and i’m sorry that i can’t help you , but good luck on that… thing you do, and say hi to the family for me, k? Have a nice day.

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